If Life is a dream, don't wake me up. - Me, Just Now
So I got my driver's permit today. I nearly pissed myself watching some Vulture-Face grade my test, scratching a total of 6 circles onto my paper with her bloody talon. Waiting in lines, the only way to tell time is moving is by the length of your pubes. I waited in line so long my pubes grew about an inch. I was waiting behind this girl named Sage, who wouldn't shut her damn voicehole. But she had this Austrian accent; somewhat sexy. This chinese women with Elton-Johnesque glasses kept rubbing up against me. I had the weirdest boner. At the DMV, I saw a certain dark-skinned, annoying face. It belonged to Nathan Arboleda. When he finally got to the front of the Line That Stretched to Eternity, the DMVaginas turned refused to give him his license because he didn't have his SS# on him. I laughed so hard that the look he gave me as he left the DMV was poison.
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