If you never had to shit, you wouldn't buy toilet paper, would you? Now, same question, different words: If you didn't own a nintendo DS, you wouldn't buy Pokemon Heart Gold, would you? Well I did. Yesterday. I spent, no joke, at least an hour looking for my damn DS. I nearly threw my game out the window, but there in lies the chance that some undeserving idiot would pick it up. No way am I giving away free shiz, diz. I finally gave up looking for the piece of junk after I decided that some bottomfeeding wretch stole it from my house and sold it for parts.
The next day I ask people if they've seen/stolen my DS. Everyone's a suspect. No one has a damn clue. EXCEPT for good ol' Bong Water, AKA Naheum. He tells me that he found it in Michael's BMW. Except now, I have no way of reaching him. I called him at least 20 times. Maybe I should just go over to his house with a bat and break into his car and take my DS. But before that, I'll call him one more time...
No response. Where's that bat...
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